Pope Benedict XVI

"We are moving toward a dictatorship of relativism which does not recognize anything as for certain and which has as its highest goal one's own ego and one's own desires." -- Joseph Ratzinger, now Pope Benedict XVI

Ratzinger, 78, is the 8th german pope. He speaks 10 languages, has 7 doctorates and is an accomplished pianist. His favorite is Beethoveen.

"As Grand Inquisitor for Mother Rome, Ratzinger keeps himself busy in service to the Truth: correcting theological error, silencing dissenting theologians, and stomping down heresy wherever it may rear its ugly head." -- wikipedia

Benedict is the 2nd most popular papal name, tied with Gregory, and behind John at 23. There will be some crap about him being a former Hitlerjungen, but you had to by law, and by the time he was in the infantry he deserted. He should lead the Church conservatively, and perhaps re-emphasis conservative positions of the Church.